Things are not right with the weather in our country. It may not be from our total disregard of the environment, but that isn’t helping either.

If I was the President, here are the changes I would make to help Americans have better lives. [I realize our party system, as well as greedy and corrupt people would try to prevent my changes, and change them right back after my term, but…]

1. Eliminate subsidies for dairy and meat producers

2. Give grants to private and public educators spreading the word about organics, plant-based diets, stress reduction programs, the dangers of legal drugs and chemicals, and promoting exercising for health.

3. Mandate that all correctional facilities serve food that is at least 85% plant-based, to save money and improve health and promote peace.

4. Create stricter guidelines for school lunch, pollution and PACs.

5. Take flouride out of the water.

6. Cut the budget by 50% to pay off the national debt within eight years.

7. Immediately leave Afghanistan. Avoid such conflicts, and support true freedom instead of dictatators that are our friends.

8. Create a watchdog for chemical, food and pharmaceutical industries to avoid problems for future generations.

9. Mandate physical education at least :30 in every school day.

10. Institute a flat tax and retrain the accountants to be chefs, massage therapists and yogis.